Lez Be Real
Lez Be Real
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Review Date: 9/10/19
Genres: All Girl, , All Sex, Sex Toy Play
Cast: Sammie Six, Vicky Sol, Brittany Bardot (Credited: Brittany Love), Kira Thorn, Sara Bell, Sasha Zima, Diane Chrystall (Credited: Diane Christall), Nana Garnet, Kiara Gold, Sasha Colibri
Length: 1 hour 53 minutes
Date of Release: July 30, 2019
Extras: Photo Gallery, Menu-Selectable Trailers
Bonus Scene 1: Sammie Six & Mr. Pete 'Axel Braun's Inked 4' 25:10 minutes
Bonus Scene 2: Sara Bell & Di Devil 'She Kissed A Girl and She Liked It' 25:58 Minutes
Bonus Scene 3: Sasha Zima & George Lee 'Analyzed 2' 17:12 Minutes
Audio/Video Quality: Audio has some serious issues in the first scene but does improve a bit later on. The camera and editing work are not up to the usual Wicked standards.
Overview: Five girl/girl scenes featuring mostly European girls. That's it.
Scene 1. Sammie Six, Vicky Sol
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Sammie Six only has a couple of dozen titles to her name but she caught the eyes of critics and fans pretty quickly, earning herself nominations for Best Ink and Best New Starlet in 2018. Vicky Sol is brand new to me and pretty much the world, having only a handful of credits from LegalPorno to her name which makes it impressive that a company like Wicked would be the first to put her onto a DVD. The setup here is simple, the ladies meet and discover a mutual love of reading which of course has them heading off to an apartment where they start stripping each other down and kissing. It's a reverberant space, with either ambient traffic noise or perhaps an air conditioner interfering greatly with the capture of their whisperings to one another.
Both ladies sport highlighted hair that is dyed and the reds of Sammie play well against the blackness of Sol. While it may be visually appealing as the girls tongue and finger each other, the audio is totally annoying and the camera person can't decide whether to frame the scene in wide, mid, or close shots and switches between them, with blurry fades happening as the ladies change position. I can't blame either of the pretty ladies for the failure of this scene but that's exactly what it did...failed on so many technical levels. Okay, Next...
Scene 2. Brittany Bardot, Kira Thorn
Brittany is a Czech with almost 100 scenes to her name, many of them for Legal Porno. The same goes for Kira who has a couple of dozen more credits to her name but hails from Russia. I'm starting to see the theme of this disc. Their heritages should be apparent during the same simple book reading setup as the first scene and the few words they speak to one another before finding a more active way to spend their time together. There are lots of soft moans as the two play together, employing different toys along the way. It's a short scene and even so, it didn't really hold my attention...
Scene 3. Sara Bell, Sasha Zima
Yep, we're back with two more Euro starlets. Sara is a relative newbie while Sasha has been around for a dozen years but hasn't cracked one hundred titles yet. Sasha is working at her desk when Sara walks in and starts showing off her assets because...porn. Their milky white bodies are soon unclad and they are licking each other in the office. The licking gets joined by a dildo with a handle but that doesn't really add any real excitement to anything...the whole production is starting to feel really sterile and uninspired...moving on.
Scene 4. Diane Chrystall, Nana Garnet
You guessed it! Two more Euro hotties onscreen that are pawing at each other while standing in front of a liquor shelf. There are kisses, fingers and tongues and zero passion here. Both performers look like they are going over their grocery lists in their heads. Next.
Scene 5. Kiara Gold, Sasha Colibri
Russia vs. Ukraine is our lineup here, with toys coming back into the mix as the ladies get it on on the sofa. Once again, we have zero chemistry and my attention fades away...
Final Thoughts: Okay, as you can probably tell from my lack of words and descriptions above, this one you can safely skip. There is no way this disc is worth the MSRP, even with the 3 bonus scenes. I tossed it in my review stack ONLY because Sammie Six is on it and I wanted to review her scene. I should have just done that but I forced myself to sit thru the next four uninspired scenes. Don't do that to yourself. I'm not sure who was in charge of production on this Wicked title but I can give you a pretty good guess as to who was not involved in the making of this. My first clue should have been Wicked's 3 sentence description on the back of the box "Let's be real: everybody loves some girl-on-girl action. Especially when it's hot, sexy and . . . Wicked! Ten girls, five scenes, one intensely erotic movie!" That is written in what I've always called the "warning font" when I used to scour the aisles of local video stores. This is not the porn you are looking for...move along.